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Mes beaux choux, a warning, do NOT read this site from work.
The content is generally not safe for work. I do not want you sacked due to your fondness for me and my writing.
Additionally, if you are so lame that you steal my content without the appropriate permission or citation, I shall hunt you. Once I find you, I cannot say what I shall do with you. I prefer spontaneity in doling out punishment.