lunch

May 16, 2008  //  Posted by: la coquette  //  Category: life, men

The previous post, a tweet, alludes to what I did at lunch today. I hope you’ve been using your imagination between then and now.

Business lunches find me bored, generally. Lunch today certainly wasn’t any different. I sang the praises of documentation, web presence, FAQs and more to gray-haired, paunchy men in ill-fitting suits.You know the type. Old-fashioned and out-of-touch, they addressed me as sweetie, dear and honey. I told them an infinite number of times why they continued to lose ground to the competition: cheeky, upstart bastards.

While they rolled the foreign concepts of SEO, blogging and more around their heads, I caught the eye of a handsome man two tables over. Tall, bald and dimpled, he exuded confidence. His finger bare, I knew that doesn’t mean anything. I wasn’t looking for a commitment, just a little lunchtime flirtation. Surrounded by colleagues, he winked surreptitiously to me. I smiled in return.

As I flirted and picked at my lunch, a dollop of salad dressing landed on my lip at the corner of my mouth. I watched my prey. I felt his gaze on me. I knew his eyes watched my lips and what was to happen. My pink tongue slid over my red-stained lips, and with a deft flick, removed the salad dressing. His eyes widened a feral grin spread across his face.

I turned my attention back to the bickering and dickering gentlemen at my table. One solicitously asked if I felt well. I looked pinched and drawn. I wanted to scream that I’m just fine, getting hornier and hornier as my mind wandered, dwelling on what I would do with my new flirtatious friend.

I squirmed in my seat. I thought of how I wanted to fuck him. I wanted to push his chair back and slide onto his lap and ride him. I wanted to wrap my arms around his neck, then slide my lips against his, plunging my tongue into his hot, wet mouth. I wanted to pull his shirt apart, not bothering to unbutton it. I wanted to send the buttons flying across the restaurant so I could free his chest to my marauding hands.

Thinking these thoughts, I lurched from the table with a half-hearted excuse and I hurried to the ladies room. I pushed into the first stall and locked the door behind me. I braced against the cool brick wall. I could feel the fever of desire spreading through my body, I knew my cheeks flushed crimson, highlighting the stark contrast of my dark hair and creamy skin.

My fingers bunched my sun dress into my hands and pulled it thigh high. I freed one hand from the folds of material and let it skid to between my thighs. I pushed two fingers into the hot, wet folds of my cunt. Serendipity smiled upon me today, the one day I decide not to wear panties beneath my dress. My fingers plunged in and out of my cunt. My fingers brushed against my clit.

Before I could judge the time lapse, I came hard on my fingers. I could smell the scent enveloping me. I continued to self-fuck and caress until another hard, powerful orgasm rushed through me. Sagging against the wall, I caught my breath and I could hear the sound of the lively bathroom around me.

As always, I licked and sucked my fingers clean. I blotted my cheeks and forehead with tissue and flushed it away. I exited, went to the sink and washed my hands. A wicked, knowing grin played upon my lips, and I was shocked to realize only five minutes elapsed.

I returned to the table and sat in time to see my flirtatious friend and his group had left. My lunch companions remarked on my healthy glow and less pinched look. I replied that sometimes you need to accept the inevitable and just fucking do it…

Kraak & Smaak: Squeeze Me (feat. Ben Westbeech): Plastic People (Bonus Track Version) [3:17]

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May 16, 2008  //  Posted by: la coquette  //  Category: tweets

Sometimes a girl has to sneak off to the loo to rub one out, because she is so horny.

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May 15, 2008  //  Posted by: la coquette  //  Category: tweets

Why is the line at Starbucks always madness? I just want a little frappucino love!

rituals

May 14, 2008  //  Posted by: la coquette  //  Category: fantasy, life

On my own, I reduce showering to a series of brief, ritualized steps. It lacks the spontaneity of a partner’s assistance. I lather, wash, rinse and repeat from my head to my pedicured toes. I loofah, exfoliate and shave. Sensuality pushed aside for brevity and conservation.

With a partner, I relish showering and elevate it to a series of caresses, strokes and ritualized steps designed to entice. Spontaneity lurks around every curve, behind each pool of clinging suds. I lather, wash, rinse and repeat from the top of their head to the tip of their toes. I loofah, exfoliate and shave. Sensuality embraced, time forgotten until the water runs cold.

We dip into it, rinsing off quickly. Hands briskly usher the last of the suds from our bodies. The tap drips to a stop and we exit onto the thick bath mat. We wrap thick, luxurious cotton towels around each other. Hands stroke and rub, drying our moist skin and warming each other. When the towels drop, forgotten, we take stock of each other, sharing a knowing look…

not a smokin’ piece of ass

May 14, 2008  //  Posted by: la coquette  //  Category: housekeeping

Never, in a million years, would I ever describe myself as a smokin’ piece of ass. On my best days, I’m a cute girl next door. I am bookish, nerdish and a geekette.

I tend to have a variety of books on the go. I try and teach myself new skills to improve this little slice of the blog-o-shere or ancillary sites. I wear de rigeur black-framed glasses.I appreciate fashion; I prefer to set my own, more classic rather than comtemporary style.

I appreciate the image to the left. Actually, I love it. I think it’s hot, sexy and stimulating. It’s not me nor my figure. I think it’s an excellent theme for this blog, it’s not a representation of who I am. I thought you ought to know that.

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I love Starbucks

May 14, 2008  //  Posted by: la coquette  //  Category: tweets

…sweet green tea lemonade rocks!

an end has a start

May 13, 2008  //  Posted by: la coquette  //  Category: flirtations, men

I like it when readers stumble across this blog and contact me. It’s nice and feels like a small community is springing up. What I do not like is when people are obviously only interested in your writing because of what you look like. I thought words transcended images? I suppose my thought was incorrect, at least with some.

I spent the afternoon chatting with a charming gentleman from the Chicago area. We giggled, we chatted and had a hoot. When I delivered the (what was soon to be) fateful IM that I have a rubenesque figure, he couldn’t leave the chat fast enough. Granted, I know everyone doesn’t like girls with fuller figures. What I didn’t realize in my naïveté was that my size or plumpness mattered. These words are meant to guide through the trials and tribulations of running my business and my life.

I know for certain that I do not want to date a person that won’t even chat with someone who is a size 16. I’m ticked off because it matters. How I flirt, respond or tease has nothing to do with the way I look. It has to do with me as a person. The fact that I’m devoting a post to a jackass, that has his head so far up his ass that he doesn’t realize it or this fact, is only giving credence to his values and thoughts.

Ladies and gentlmen, before you contact me, if you cannot handle chatting with a size 16 woman that is damned awesome in personality and looks, don’t even bother contacting me.

tweets Let’s see if this makes…

May 12, 2008  //  Posted by: la coquette  //  Category: tweets

tweets
Let’s see if this makes the format prettier on the blog. fingers crossed.

decisions

May 09, 2008  //  Posted by: la coquette  //  Category: housekeeping

I can’t decide if I want to import all the older entries. I will import the most linked to ones, I know that. I’m tempted just to start over.

I’ve done that how many times now?

I’m looking at this catastrophe as the kick in the ass I needed to get back on track, blogging and with my life. It could be just what I needed. Why would I want to re-hash everything in the past? So, please forgive me and re-register to comment. I’ll be adding blogs I like slowly but surely as I find all the links, again.

fun

April 25, 2008  //  Posted by: la coquette  //  Category: housekeeping

I managed to do the big tasks.

  • The theme works
  • I have the plugins, I want.
  • Figure out twitter and tweets. (It goes without saying that I was an utter dumb-ass on this one. Now to get them visible on the page.)
  • Put up social networking links.
  • Stupid databases.
  • Put up linklists aka blogroll.
  • Start posting, not worrying about what is/was done
  • Configure e-mail.